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Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Perfect Woman: Yo-Landi Vi$$er
Oh! Sweet chattering and entrancing little monkey. Lay me in golden beds of fallen leaves. Sprinkle my weary form with the nourishing dew of your body, and grant me those cosmetic flingings of your extraterrestrial feces...
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