Saturday, November 26, 2011

Self Improvement: Eye Contact

The so-called "windows to the soul" are less exciting than the oily, peeling, hairy casement that is the face. I prefer to fixate on earlobes, nose tips, lips, teeth, chin clefts, moles, foreheads, sideburns, anything really, except for the eyes- those cloudy, fidgeting orbs which peer and pry into everyone's business... Nevertheless, I accept that many consider lack of eye-contact to be a sign of weakness or deception and as such I will henceforth stare, unblinking, into the eyes of all I encounter.

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